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You've had too Much Coffee
You've Overdosed on the WWW
You've had too much of the Hi-Tech age
You're Flying with "NO Frills" Airline
You're a Star Wars Fan from the Country
You're a Computer Virgin
You've Been Online Too Long
Your Partner is Addicted to Internet Porn
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Signs Your Partner is Addicted to Internet Porn
During foreplay, he's always double-clicking your G-spot.
His new computer includes a DVD-ROM drive, a 56k modem, and a tissue dispenser.
When she wants you to take off your pants, she says, "Scroll down."
Tells everyone he's a pioneer in "palm computing."
He's suing Playboy.com for repetitive stress injuries.
Her favourite actor? Tommy Lee.
When he sees a hot babe, he wryly says, "Boy, I'd like to click on her."
You look deep into his eyes and see a faint image of Asia Carrera burned into his corneas.
As you undress, he takes out his credit card and tells you his birthday.
During sex, she shouts, "Refresh! Refresh!"
His version of foreplay: You lie naked on the bed with a sheet covering you... he pulls it down slowly for ten minutes.
Area 51 was Established on August 18th 2001 © Copyright H. Bedford. All Rights Reserved.