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Ways to Really Annoy People!
With Thanks to Matt, Debbie & Tim for coming up with the ideas for this page.
Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public places consisting entirely of "beep, beep beep-beep-beep
Glue Lego pieces together
Leave the photocopier set to reduce 200%, extra dark, a3 paper, 99 copies
Sniffle incessantly
Forget the pun line to a long joke, but assure them it was a real hoot
Do not add any inflection to the end of a sentence, and make the impression you will say something more at any moment
Holler random number when anybody is counting
Staple papers in the middle of the page
Produce a rental video consisting entirely of copy right warnings
Write the surprise ending on the first page of the library book
Honk and wave at strangers
ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE
only type in lowercase dont use punctuation
Repeat the following conversation a dozen times
"Do you hear that?"
"What?"
"Never mind, it's gone now"
Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling as the read
Lie obviously about trivial things, such as the time of day
Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.
Sing the Batman theme incessantly.
Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.
Name your dog "Dog."
Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your "astronaut training."
Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for "violating your airspace".
Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with Lysol.
Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
Drum on every available surface.
Staple papers in the middle of the page.
Ask 1-800 operators for dates.
Set alarms for random times.
Honk and wave to strangers.
Leave tips in Bolivian currency.
Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back.
At a golf tournament, chant "swing-batabatabata-suhWING-batter!"
Invite a lot of people to other people's parties.
Debbie (debkedssize8@hotmail.com) emailed me this particularly nasty prank: "I was a camp counselor this summer and had a few pranks played on me. The best one was when someone knocked on my cabin door and ran. I stepped outside wearing my sneakers and bobbie socks to see who it was. When I stepped back inside, I was only wearing my bobbie socks!!! I opened the door and stepped onto a door mat covered with glue!!! Now my socks and sneakers were stuck!!! "
Area 51 was Established on August 18th 2001 © Copyright H. Bedford. All Rights Reserved.
Area 51 New Mexico can not be held responsible for any arrest, lawsuit, injury or loss of life for any persons who undergoes any of these activities suggested on this webpage. *Evil Laughter*