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Reasons Why The Bible would be different if written by college students.....
1. 'Blood of Christ' switched from red wine to keg beer.
2. Last Supper would have been eaten the next morning: cold!
3. Ten Commandments are actually only five, double-spaced, and written in a large font.
4. New edition every two years in order to limit reselling.
5. Forbidden fruit would have been eaten because it wasn't dorm food.
6. Paul's Letter to the Romans becomes Paul's E-Mail To: abuse@romans.gov
7. Reason Cain killed Abel: They were roommates.
8. The place where the end of the world occurs: Finals, not Armageddon.
9. Reason why Moses and followers walked in desert for 40 years: They didn't want to ask directions and look like Freshmen.
10. Tower of Babel blamed for Foreign Language requirement.
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