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Things to do in a Bolwing Alley
1. Even if you miss totally- at the top of your lungs scream "STEEEEEEEEEEERIKE!!!"
2. Wear golf shoes.
3. Everytime you throw the ball, yell "TAKE THAT, YOU!!!!!" continue this behaviour until you're forcefully thrown out.
4. Bring a foghorn, use it at crucial moments.
5. Bring full angling gear, ask how the fish are biting.
6. Rent all the lanes, don't bowl.
7. Rent all the shoes, eat them.
8. When ever the strike "X" appears on the screen, start yelling about how this is a Black Panther conspiracy.
9. Wrestle with your ball (WWF style). Ask someone to ref.
"Hello, What's your name?"
10. Root for the other teams- bring banners.
11. Make fun of your team- bring lettuce.
12. If your team is in the finals, throw nothing but gutter balls, blame platetechtonics.
13. Juggle the bolwing balls, be careful to avoid broken toes.
14. Pray to the pins, leave scarifices.
15. Hide behinds the pins. Stick your head up, LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY.
Suggestion by Austin: ok so what you do is you and somebody else bowl on the same lane at the same time, but delay one of the balls about 3 seconds, then when the bar goes down and the second ball bounces off of it, you walk onto the lane and go all the way up there and get it, they will get EXTREMELY MAD at you!
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