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Winner:
Iceman - "New foot and mouth epademic out break. . . all animals ALL animals must wash feet before entering woodland"

Runners Up:
"Reindeer left behind after santa's recon in redneck country."
"look ma I got me a new car with big horns"
"Reindeer finally concluded that the paddling pools always look bigger in the catalogues."

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Winner:
Pickle - "The stupid woman that keeps calling me fluffy will DIE!"

Runners Up:
"now who's gonna be laughin when I blo...*cough* *hack* ...furball"
"Now recruiting suicide bombers! All applicaints must have own explosives"

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Winner:
Jarmen - "Queen calls for chewing gum ban after her embarrasing shoe incident"

Runners Up:
"My mummy let me dress myself this morning"
"Government announces plans create the "hybrid shoe", cutting shoe emissions by about 0.00000001% over the next ten years."

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Winner:
Avarice - "Sri Lanka says "fuck off" to modern forms of transport."

Runners Up:
"The new dodge bull...it aint cute and it will hurt"
"My scooter brakes down and this is what the AA gives me as a recovery?!?!? "
"Pedestrian flattened in flying cow shocker!"

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Winner:
Jarmen - "Midget criminal tunnels out of prison cell for 6 years using only a plastic spoon only to find himself to lose course and end up in the prison kitchen."

Runners Up:
"I'm going to be the next f****** scottish f****** chef that f****** makes it big in this f****** business or you can shag me up the arse like edwina currie"
"New generation of babys first words: whats all this green stuff? I want junk food!!!!!"
"Note to parents: never choose the cheap refrigerator option, they are often supplied without doors and your children are NOT good substitutes!"

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Winner:
Jarmen - "Newest kitty feeder on the market, test to see if you kitty is co-ordinated "

Runners Up:
"Brings a new meaning to 'make sure your cake is light and fluffy' "
"Relax, I've already eaten.***grins inside***"
"New "Meals on Wheels" service is launched for cats...."

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Winner:
"And for my next heart attack...oops I mean art attack for my mummy..."

Runners Up:
"Why Not To Have children"
"haha she'll never find me now"
""This is why we keep saying "Keep out of reach of children." Oh well, we warned ya! ""

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Winner:
aalpha - "I like looking at dog shows. So what?"

Runers Up:
"Teach your dog new tricks!!! teach them how to do your homework for you "
"What?! i wasn't looking at porn."
"I know the cross breeding side of it may be wrong but at times I do like a bit of pussy!"

Picture 9:


Winner:
Pickle - "What, I'm going veggie!"

Runners Up:
"I am the King... Muhahahah"
"haha very funny, I take a nice picture of myself and u have to fuck it up by superpositioning a mouse in my mouth!!!!! (after this caption was said the photographer was found dead)"
"Cats join the war against those shitty one button mouses!"
"Hey, don't cuss, I'm prepared for the technological age"

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Winner:
Minty Metal - "The next time my big brother beats me up, I'll be ready for him"

Runners Up:
"Get 'em while they're young"
"Emily's latest show and tell"
"parents both dead after giving one too many "time outs""

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Winner:
aalpha - "I'll be a Ninja-Cat tomorrow. I'm too tired to be arsed with it now."

Runners Up:
"A face only a mother could love"
"I'm too tired to go get food.. oh well my paw will do "

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Winner:
Whufc88 -"swivel on this crufts"

Runners Up:
"Bugger off, can't you see I'm having a bath here?"
"Don't come an inch closer with that pink fluffy collar!"
"I'm watching you . . . . . .always!"

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Winner:
Pickle - "Ah, so that's what they wear under their kilts. Pink Frilly knickers."

Runners Up:
"Open wide, this guy has shit himself"
Kids: "hahaha hes only got a teeny weeny!!"
Giggly Child: "I dare you to hold onto the rope with your teeth."

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Winner:
Minty Metal - "These Flamin' Chicken Wings are a bit hot"

Runners Up:
"YEEEEEEE-AAHHHHHHHHH OI OI OI OI OI OI OI OI OI OI OI OI OI OI OI OI!!!!!!! "
"kids: dont play with fire unless ur chuck norris"

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Winner:
"all you have to do is plant a set of car keys with the acorn and you have your own "car tree""

Runners Up:
"well I bet you can see the bloody tree now imbecile"
"Pimp my ride now bitches!"

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Winner:
Pickle - "We were only suppose to blow the bloody doors off.!"

Runners Up:
"Grotsch's attempt at the Sony Bravia bouncy balls advert "
"all rise for the national anthem of beer"
"good things come to those who wait...such as free beer in the road"

Picture 17:


Winner:
aalpha - Doggie: "I know I heard him say he put a bone in here some where just a little while ago."

Runners Up:
"grrrr I'm looking for the pussy not some rotting fish"
"bend over and lets do some doggy style baby!"

Picture 18:


Winner:
Minty Metal "Man realises why he has been constipated for so long"

Runners Up:
"Who u callin a skid mark mr one inch wonder?!
"Women know nothing about the pain in a dog birth!"

Picture 19:


Winner:
Kemo - "My mama has some good ganja"

Runners Up:
"Who stole my @~#*ing fag?"

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Winner:
Steph - "Carousel closed due to too much horsing around"

Runners Up:
"The World Championship Sandcastle Building Competition was very competitive this year"
"Modern schools try a new method to teach sex ed"
"what wooden horses do when your not looking!"
"OW OW SPLINTERS!"

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Winner:
Bubblecum - "I wonder how he keeps that trimmed.."

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