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Signs you've had toooo much coffee
By Andy
1. Juan Valdez names his donkey after you.
2. You get a speeding ticket even when you're parked.
3. You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
4. You sleep with your eyes open.
5. You watch videos in fast-forward.
6. You lick your coffeepot clean.
7. Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.
8. The nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse.
9. You can type sixty words a minute with your feet.
10. You can jump-start your car without cables.
11. Your only source of nutrition comes from Sweet & Low.
12. You've worn out the handle on your favorite coffee mug.
13. You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee.
14. You've worn the finish off your coffee table.
15. The Taster's Choice couple wants to adopt you.
16. Instant coffee takes too long.
17. You want to be cremated just so you can spend eternity in a coffee can.
18. You name your cats Cream and Sugar.
19. Your lips are permanently stuck in the sipping position.
20. Your first-aid kit contains two pints of coffee with an IV hookup.
However research shows that apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning!
Area 51 was Established on August 18th 2001 © Copyright H. Bedford. All Rights Reserved.