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You're a Computer Virgin
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Signs That You Are A Computer Virgin
By Matt
1. When somebody tells you in chat that there computer froze up, you suggest it might help if they turned some heat on in their place.
2. You get suckered in by messages that reads, "For 100% Free porno just keep pressing CTRL+ALT+DEL"
3. You meet somebody you find attractive just in general, and when you get online next, you look to see if there is a site with nude pics of him or her.
4. When a "mouse" has been explained to you, you think its both original and funny to make a joke about asking is there a cat too? You actually take notice and read what banners have to say, and then visit the sites they link to believe you have actually won.
5. "Megabyte" sounds huge and "gigabyte" sounds silly.
6. You discover the Internet is more then just a pornography downloader.
7. You really do believe, it is Pamela Anderson/Brad Pitt talking to you, and they really are interested in you.
8. You think by turning off the computer for a day and letting it rest it will fix all your computer problems.
9. You wear a condom and face mask because you're afraid your computer will get a virus and pass it onto you.
10. Your computer has just preformed an illegal operation and your worried if it's a fine or something you can go to prison for?
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