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So Which condoms would you use....?
Based on an email from Jack. Sugesstion also from Micheal, Nick, Brandi, Claudine, Micky
Oh naughty! But it's better to be safe than sorry.
Nike condoms: Just do it.
Toyota condoms: Oh what a feeling.
Diet Pepsi condoms: You got the right one, baby
Pringle condoms: Once you pop you can't stop.
Mentos condoms: The Freshmaker.
Secret condoms: Strong enough for a man, but pH balance for a women.
Macintosh condom: it does more, cost less, it's that simple.
Ford condoms: The best never rest.
Chevy condoms: Like a rock.
New York Lotto condoms: Cause hey-you never know.
California Lotto condom: Who's next?
Avis condom: Trying harder than ever.
KFC condoms: Finger-Licking Good.
Microsoft condom: Where do you want to go today?
Energizer condoms: It keeps going and going and going...
M&M condoms: It melts in your mouth, not in your hands!
MCI condoms: For family and friends
Doublemint condoms: Double your pleasure, double your fun.
Delta Airlines condoms travel pack: Delta is ready when you are.
United Airline condoms travel pack: Fly united
The Star Trek condom: To boldly go where no man has gone before.
UK Lotto: Dont have a Little, have a Lotto!
Polo Condoms: Holey Refreshing
Kingdom of Hearts Condoms: You never know who your next adventure will be with
Ford: Like a Rock
Shell: Whatch us grow
McDonalds: I'm lovin' it
Powerade: Real Power
Gatorade: is it in you?
Yahoo: dreams found faster
Volkswagon: Drivers wanted
Pimikin Beef Jurkey: My works hard but my jurkys tender
Glade: Plug it in, plug it in.
Jcpennys condom: It's all inside
Folgers condoms: It feels like the first time
Six Flags Condoms: It's playtime
Sylvan Condoms: Learning feels good
Bell condoms: Go
X box Condoms: It’s good to play together
Sainsbury Flavoured Condoms: Making life taste better.
Tesco Condoms: Every little helps.
Peugeot Condoms: The ride of your life
FCUK condoms: No comment required.
Matress Giant Condoms: it gives you that ooh ahh feel
Hellmann's mayonaise condom: Bring out the Best
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