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Do you have a dirty mind?
From Ben
A simple test, just incase you're not sure. The answers are in black under the question, highlight to show.
1. When I go in I might cause pain. I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow. I can fill your hole. What am I?
1. A dentist
2. A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. What am I?
2. A wedding ring
3. I'm spread before I'm eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes like to lick my nuts. What am I?
3. Peanut butter
4. I go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me hard . What am I?
4. Chewing gum
5. All day long it's in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What am I?
5. An elevator
6. I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When You blow me you feel good. What am I?
6. A nose
7. If I miss, I hit your bush. It's my job to stuff your box. When I come, it's news. What am I?
7. A newspaper boy
8. I offer protection. I get the finger ten times. You use your fingers to get me off. What am I?
8. A glove
9. I assist an erection. Sometimes big balls hang from me. I'm called a big swinger. What am I?
9. A crane
10. I'm at least 6 inches long. I leave foamy lubrication when engaged in my job. What am I?
10. A toothbrush, of course!
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