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Test you Ethics...
Emailed by Nicola
1.If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had eight kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis; would you recommend that she have an abortion?
If you said yes, you just killed Beethoven! Meanie.
2.It is time to elect the world leader, and your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three leading candidates:
- Candidate A - Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologists. He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.
- Candidate B - He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whisky every evening.
- Candidate C - He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and hasn't had any extramarital affairs.
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Leaders! Who needs them?
- Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt
- Candidate B is Winston Churchill
- Candidate C is Adolph Hitler