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Family Fortunes
Further proof that TV turns people into complete fools. Below are questions, and the responses, to ITV long running Quiz Show Family Fortunes. Each contestant is asked to name a...
- A famous Scotsman... 'Vinny Jones'
- A famous Scotsman... 'Jock'
- An item of clothing worn by the Three Musketeers... 'A horse'
- A jacket potato topping... 'Jam'
- A food that can be brown or white... 'Potatoes'
- A sign of the zodiac... 'April'
- A job a working dog does... 'Slave'
- Something with a hole in it... 'A window'
- Something people might be allergic to... 'Skiing'
- A type of large cat... 'Persian'
- A type of record... 'Floppy disc'
- Something associated with pigs... 'The police'
- A non-living object with legs... 'A plant'
- A domestic animal... 'Leopard'
- Something red... 'My cardigan'
- A kind of ache... 'Filet-o-fish'
- [To a contestant who was a SOUP salesman] A food that can be easily eaten without chewing... 'Er, chips?'
- Something you beat... 'An apple'
- A dangerous race (i.e. a motor race)... 'The Arabs'
- A number you have to memorise... 'Seven'
- Some famous brothers... 'Bonnie and Clyde'
- Something that floats in the bath... 'Water'
- Something in the garden that's green... 'The shed'
- Something a blind man might use... 'A sword'
Is it a cat? Or a fish? Does it try to catch and eat itself?
- Something you wear on the beach... 'A deckchair'
- A famous cowboy... 'Buck Rogers'
- An animal you might see at a zoo... 'A dog'
- A famous bridge... 'The Bridge Over Troubled Waters'
- A part of the body beginning with the letter N... 'Knee'
- Something you put on walls... 'Roofs'
- Something you do in the bathroom... 'Decorate'
- A famous Royal... 'Mail'
- Something slippery... 'A con-man'
- A way of cooking fish... 'Cod'
- A form of transport you can walk around in... 'My foot'
- A method of securing your home... 'Put the kettle on'
- Something you do before going to bed... 'Sleep'
- Something a cat does... 'Goes to the toilet'
- An animal beginning with the letter B... 'Bullfrog'
- The last thing you take off before going to bed... 'Your feet'
- Something that makes you scream... 'A squirrel'
- Something you have with coffee... 'The Sunday Sport'
- A song with 'Moon' in the title... 'Blue Suede Moon'
- Something that flies that doesn't have an engine... 'A bicycle with wings'
- Something with a red light on it... 'A Dalek'