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10 Signs you're Flying with NO FRILLS Airline
(By Matt)
1. You can't board the plane unless you have the exact change
2. A passenger from the previous flight has locked herself in the toilet and is hysterically refusing to come out
3. Before you take off, the stewardess tells you to fasten your Velcro
4. The captain berates the 1st officer for having the crank handle
5. The captain asks the passengers to chip in a bit for gas
6. The captain yells at the ground crew to get the sheep off the runway
7. You ask the captain how often the planes crash, and he says, "just once"
8. There's no movie, but your life keeps flashing before your eyes
9. You see an Al-Qeada terrorist with a gun demanding to be let off the plane
10. The guy next to you is reading that book about the plane survivors who became cannibals to survive
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