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You've had too Much Coffee
You've Overdosed on the WWW
You've had too much of the Hi-Tech age
You're Flying with "NO Frills" Airline
You're a Star Wars Fan from the Country
You're a Computer Virgin
You've Been Online Too Long
Your Partner is Addicted to Internet Porn
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Signs that you have had too much of the Hi-Tech age
Based on an email from Lisa and Andrew.
1) You just tried to enter your password on the microwave.
2) You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.
3) You start tilting your head sideways to smile :-)
4) You wake up at 2am to go to the bathroom and check your E-mail on your way back to bed.
5) You turn off your Modem and get this awful feeling, as if you just pulled the plug on a loved one.
6) You consider second-day air delivery painfully slow.
7) Your reason for not staying in touch with family is that they do not have e-mail addresses.
8) The concept of using real money, instead of credit or debit, to make a purchase is foreign to you.
9) You buy a computer and a week later it is out of date and now sells for half the price you paid.
10) Every commercial on television has a web-site address at the bottom of the screen.
11) Your grandmother clogs up your e-mail inbox asking you to send her a JPEG file of your newborn so she can create a screen saver.
12) You check your blow-dryer to see if it's Y2K compliant.
13) You check the ingredients on a can of chicken noodle soup to see if it contains Echinacea.
14) You chat several times a day with a stranger from South Africa, but you haven't spoken with your next door neighbour yet this year.
15) Your daughter sells Girl Scout Cookies via her web site.
16) You call your son's beeper to let him know it's time to eat. He emails you back from his bedroom, "What's for dinner?"
17) Your idea of being organised is multiple-coloured Post-it notes.
18) You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years
19) Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.
20) You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
21) You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three different companies.
22) You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home.
23) You're reading this and nodding and laughing.
Area 51 was Established on August 18th 2001 © Copyright H. Bedford. All Rights Reserved.