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St. Timmy, Alternative Lyrics to St. Jimmy
(Green Day)
Thanks to Ben for writing this for me.
St. Timmy comin' down I think he's really gay
Up on the boulevard like he thinks he knows the way
To get to the city
Really is a pity
When he realises he's really lost now
5,9,2,8
My name is Timmy and you better not shout it out
To all the old people they think that you're a lout
King of all the rebels
Didn't mean to represent
That you're the big retard of the establishment
I'm the biggest queer of the denial
With a crappy face and no taste for suicidal
Pills and random items in a little bag to sell
I am a son in a ditch and that is where I dwell
Race to the city in the hail of light
But little Timmy's hand is a really shitty sight
I'm the biggest queer of the denial
With a crappy face and no taste for suicidal
You talking to me?
I'll give you something to laugh about
St. Timmy!!
My name is Saint Timmy I'm the son of my mum
I'm the one that's retarded like you all now
A teenager teacher makes the sewing so fun
And the love of the psycho crowd now
I really hate to eat it but I told you so
So shut your mouth before I shove it down young lad
Welcome to the club of healthy meals
And the resident streaker of the football game
It's comedy and smells of wee
It's St. Timmy
He's wet his pants
And don't spread it round
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