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Yo mamas so fat.....
Originally Posted by Spectre on the Area 51 Forum
When she was diagnosed with that flesh-eating disease the doctor gave her 13 years to live
When she dances she makes the band skip
She puts mayo on aspirin
Her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard
When she goes to the zoo the elephants throw her peanuts
Her drivers license says 'picture continued on other side
The back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs
All the restaurants in town have signs that say "maximum occupancy: 240 patrons or your mama"
When she gets in a lift she HAS to go down
She was born with silver shovel in her mouth
She's got smaller fat women orbiting her
I had to take a train and 2 buses to get on her good side
She has to iron her pants in the driveway
She's on BOTH sides of the family
She could sell shade
When she crosses the street, cars look out for her
People jog around her for exercise
When she goes to a restaurant she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate
If she got her shoes shined she'd have to take their word for it
She has to put her belt on with a boomerang
When she turns around people throw her a welcome back party
She can't even jump to a conclusion
She was walking down the street, I swerved to miss her and I ran out of petrol
When she went to school she sat next to everybody
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