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Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me.
Dr Evil: You're not quite evil enough. You're semi-evil. You're quasi-evil. You're the margarine of evil. You're the Diet Coke of evil, just one calorie, not evil enough.
Dr. Evil singing: "From the moment I heard Frowe say I had a clone.
I knew that I'd be safe, cuz I'd never be alone.
An evil doctor shouldn't speak a lot about his feeling's.
My hurt, and my pain, don't make me too appealing.
I hoped Scott, would look up to me, run the business of the family.
Had an evil empire just like his dear old dad, give him my love and the things I never had.
Scott would think I was a cool guy, return the love I had, make me want to cry,
be evil, but have my feelings too.
Change my life with Opera, and Mia Angaloo.
But Scott rejected me, c'est La Vie.
Life is cruel, treat you unfairly.
Even so, a god there must be, Mini Me, you complete me.
Just the two of us, we can make it if we try, just the two of us. You and I."
Scott Evil: "If you have a time machine, why don't you just go back and kill Austin Powers when he's sitting on the crapper or something."
Dr. Evil: "How 'bout no...Scott...OK?"
Austin Powers: "Are you kidding? I put the 'grrrrrrrr' in 'swinger,' baby, yeah!"
Felicity Shagwell: Felicity Shagwell, C.I.A.. Shagwell by name, shag very well by reputation.
Dr Evil: 'Doctor' Evil! I didn't spend six years in Evil Medical School to be called 'Mister', thank you very much.
Scott Evil: If you have a time machine, why don't you just go back and kill Austin Powers when he's sitting on the crapper or something.
Dr. Evil: How 'bout no...Scott...OK?
Fat Bastard: I got bigger chunks of corn in me crap.
Ace Ventura Pet Detective
Ace: "If I'm not back in five minutes...just wait longer!"
Ace: "I have a package for you, sir."
Man: "Sounds broken."
Ace: "Most likely; I bet it was something nice, though!"
(Ace Ventura just got his car started) Ace: "It's ALIVE! IT'S ALIVE!"
Ace: I'll Call ya. Your number still 911? ALLLLLL Righty then.
Louis:How about I make your life a living hell?
Ace: No, I'm not quite ready for a relationship Louis, but thank you for asking.
Ray's Mother: If he had held the ball laces out like he's supposed to, Ray would never have missed that kick. Dan Marino should die of gonorrhoea and rot in hell.
Ace (in a scottish accent): I just can't do it, captain. I don't have the power!
Ace:Holy testicle Tuesday!
Airplane
First Jive Dude: Shit man, that honky mus' be messin' my old lady... got to be runnin' cold upside down his head. You know?
Second Jive Dude: Hey home, I can dig it. You know he ain't gonna lay no mo' big rap up on you man.
First Jive Dude: I say hey sky, s'other s'ay I wan say?
Second Jive Dude: UH...
First Jive Dude: Pray to J I get the same ol' same ol'.
Second Jive Dude: Eh. Yo knock yourself a pro slick, gray matter live performas down now take TCB'in man.
First Jive Dude: Hey, you know what they say... See a broad, to get that booty yak 'em.
First Jive Dude, Second Jive Dude: Leg 'er down 'n smack 'em yak 'em
First Jive Dude: Cold got to be! You know? Shiiiiiiit.
Ted Striker: My orders came through. My squadron ships out tomorrow. We're bombing the storage depots at Daiquiri at 1800 hours. We're coming in from the north, below their radar.
Elaine Dickinson: When will you be back?
Ted Striker: I can't tell you that. It's classified.
McCroskey: Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue!
McCroskey: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking.
Roger Murdock: We have clearance Clarence.
Captain Oveur: Roger, Roger. What's our vector Victor?
Tower voice: Tower's radio clearance, over!
Captain Oveur: That's Clarence Oveur! Oveur.
Tower voice: Roger.
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Tower voice: Roger, over.
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Captain Oveur: Huh?
Elaine Dickinson: There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?
American Beauty
Brad: [reading Lester's job description] My job requires mostly masking my contempt for the assholes in charge, and, at least once a day, retiring to the men's room so I can jerk off while I fantasise about a life that less closely resembles Hell.
Lester Burnham: Remember those posters that said, "Today is the first day of the rest of your life"? Well, that's true of every day but one --- the day you die.
American Pie
Jim's Dad: I have to admit, you know, I did the fair bit of [hesitates] masturbating when I was a little younger. I used to call it stroking the salami, yeah, you know, pounding the old pud. [pause] I never did it with baked goods, but you know your uncle Mort, he pets the one-eyed snake 5-6 times a day.
Jim: "What does third base feel like?"
Kevin (to Oz): "You wanna take this one?"
Oz (to Jim): "Like warm apple pie."
We will make a stand. We will succeed. WE WILL GET LAID.
Apollo 13
Lovell: Houston, we have a problem.
Gene Kranz: We've never lost an American in space, we're sure as hell not going to lose one on my watch! Failure is not an option.
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