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Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure
Mr Ryan: So Bill, what you're telling me, essentially, is that Napoleon was a short, dead dude.
Mr Ryan: Who was Joan of Arc?
Ted: Noah's Wife?
Mr Ryan: It seems to me the only think that you learned, that Caesar is a "salad dressing dude".
Ted: Strange things are afoot at the circle K
Bill & Ted: Catch you later Bill & Ted!
Ted: He didn't even card us, dude!
Bill: He's famous dude. Let's bag him!
Bill & Ted: Excellent!
Bill: Socrates- we know that name.
Ted: Look him up. Oh, it's under so-crates.
Bill: Ted, Don't be dead, dude!
Bill: You killed Ted, you medieval dickweed.
Bill: How's it going royal ugly dudes? I'm the Earl of Preston.
Ted: And I am the Duke of Ted
Bill: Want a Twinkie, Genghis Khan? Say please.
Bill: Ok, wait, if we were one of the greatest generals in history and we were stranded in San Dimas for one day, where would we go?
Bill & Ted: Water Loop!
Ted: Please welcome the very excellent barbarian Mr Genghis Khan! This is a dude who, 700 years ago, totally ravaged China, And who we were told, 2 hours ago totally ravaged Oshman's Sporting Goods.
Bill: As you can see Genghis very much enjoys Twinkies because of the excellent sugar rush.
Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey
Rufus: ...From the 23rd Century, Miss Ria Paschelle. Miss Paschelle, as you all know is the inventor of the statiophonic oxygenetic amplifigraphonidelieverberator. Kind of hard to imagine the world before we had them, isn't it?
Rufus: ... very important- Do not do your homework without wearing headphones.
Donomlus: Now, what is your mission?
Evil Robot Bill: First, we totally kill Bill & Ted.
Evil Robot Ted: Yeah, then we take over their lives.
Evil Robot Bill: Then we utterly destroy 'em.
Evil Robot Ted: Then, at the Battle of the Bands, we give the speech they were gonna give, except totally different.
Evil Robot Ted: Catch you later evil dude!
Ted: I can't believe Missy divorced your Dad... and married mine.
Evil Robot Bill: Not bad.
Evil Robot Ted: Yeah! Let's make it bad!
Bill: It's us again Ted.
Evil Robot Ted: I got a full-on robot chubby.
Evil Robot Bill: Yes! I totally loogied on that Good Dead Me!
Evil Robot Ted: We're fully, full on, Evil Robots.
Bill: Ted... we're dead dude!
Ted: I can't believe we just Melvined death.
Bill & Ted: Catch you later cop dudes!
Bill & Ted: How's it goin' new aged dudes?
(As Bill & Ted are falling to the pits of Hell)
Bill: Hey, you wanna play 20 questions?
Ted: Ok. I got one.
Bill: Are you a mineral?
Ted: Yeah.
Bill: Are you a tank?
Ted: Whoa! Yeah! Good one!
Bill: If I die, you can have my Megadeth Collection.
Ted: But, dude, we're already dead!
Bill: oh, well the, there yours dude.
Colonel Oats: Get down and give me infinity.
Bill: Don't fear the reaper.
God: What is the meaning of life?
Ted: Every rose has its thorn, just like every night has its dawn.
Bill: Just like every cowboy sings a sad, sad, song.
Death: (high pitched voice) Every rose has a thorn
God (to death): Don't I know you?
Bill & Ted: Catch you later God!
Death: Sorry. They Melvined me.
Evil Robot Bill: Hello! Preston residence. Evil Bill S. Preston Esquire, Speaking.
Ted: Station, are they ready?
Station: Station.
Bill: Excellent work, dude.
Death: what about me? I made the wigs.
Bill: Ok, Death.
Death: I helped do the shopping.
Bill: Alright.
Death: I was pushing the cart.
Bill: These work like we asked?
Station: Station.
Ted: Whoa! You are a most excellent scientist, Station.
Bill: Yeah. Plus, you've got an excellently huge Martian butt.
Station: Station!
Ted: Please feel free to spilt in two parts again & relax.
Death: Don't overlook my butt. I work out all the time and reaping burns a lot of calories.
Bill: You totally killed us, you evil metal dickweeds.
Evil Robot Ted: Yeah! And we're fully gonna do it again! Plus, we're gonna kill your girlfriends, too.
Bill & Ted: hello, San Dimas!
Audience: Hello!
Bill: I want to introduce you to a little friend of mine. This is Little Ted.
Audience: Hello, Little Ted!
Ted: And this is Little Bill!
Audience: Hello, Little Bill!
Bill: And now for the rest of our band. Ted?
Ted: On congas & bongos; proof positive than you can't tell a book by its cover, the dude who can make one work mean anything; Station!
Bill: And now our back up dancers, Stations most bodacious creations, the Good Robots Us's!
Bill: And over there, our bass player, the Duke of Spook, the Doc of Shock, the Man With No Tan, please say hello to Death Himself; The Grim Reaper.
Death: You might be a King or a little street sweeper. But sooner or later you dance with the reaper. Get down with your bad self. I Love show business!
Bill: ladies & gentlemen, we've been to the past, we've been to the future.
Ted: We've been all around the afterlife.
Bill: And, you know, Ted?v Ted: The best place to be.... is here!
Bill: And the best time to be.... is now! And all's we can say is...
Bill & Ted: Let's rock!
Station: Station!
Newspaper Headlines San Dimas Gazette: World Watches Wyld Stallyns Win. Reaper Rap New Planetary Craze
San Francisco Chronicle: Stallyns Tour Midwest; crop increases 30%
Billboard: New Stallyns album #1
London Daily Sentinel: Wyld Stallyns To Play Wembley Stadium
Osaka Telegraph: Wyld Stallyns to Play Grand Canyon; Second show Added
The Washington Journal: Bill & Ted Tour Mid East; Peace Achieved
Science Discoveries: Stallyns Use World Nuclear Arsenal to Fuel Amplifiers
Whole World Magazine: air Guitar Found to Eliminate Smog
Road & Track: Reaper Wins Indy 00; "I didn't know I could run that fast"
Sports Illustrated: Bill & Ted Sportsmen of the Decade
Circus: Death to Record Solo Album
TG: Death Dresses for Summer, The New Look...Bald
Inland Valley Daily Bulletin: Chuck Denomonols to Wed Missy
Match: Le Bill & Ted, C'est Finie?
Daily News: Rumoured W.S Spilt; DOW Drops 600 points.
Chicago Bulletin: W.S Split A Hoax- DOW to Record High.
Premiere Movie: Bill & Ted: The Movie
Spy: B&T: We Have Nothing Bad to Say About Them
The Hollywood Reporter: Grim Reaper in Lip Sync Scandal
Rolling stone: Reaper Solo Album Flops, Rejoins Wyld Stallyns
International Herald Tribune: Wyld Stallyns to Play Mars- Station
The Big Lebowski
The Dude: And, you know, he's got emotional problems, man.
Walter Sobchak: You mean... beyond pacifism?
Donny: Are these the Nazis, Walter?
Walter Sobchak: No, Donny, these men are nihilists. There's nothing to be afraid of.
Walter Sobchak: This is what happens when you FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS!
Batman
Jack: Have you ever danced with the Devil in the pale moonlight?
Bruce: What?!
Jack: I always ask that of my victims, I just like the sound of it.
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