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![]() Movie Quotes- D The Devil Advocate Kevin Lomax: What about love? John Milton: Overrated. Biochemically no different from eating large quantities of chocolate. Dogma Jay: If you know so much, tell me something about myself. Rufus: You masturbate more than anyone else on the planet. Jay: Shit, everyone knows that. Tell me something else. Rufus: When you do it, you're thinking about guys. [Silent Bob starts to look freaked out.] Jay: [to Bob] Dude, not all the time! Bethany: Then - I don't mean to sound ungrateful - but what are you doing hanging around? Jay: We're here to pick up chicks. Bethany: Excuse me? Jay: We figure an abortion clinic is a good place to meet loose women. Why else would they be there unless they like to fuck? Rufus: You know what the dead do with most of their time? They watch the living. Especially in the shower. Jay: I can't wait to die. Metatron: You people! If it hasn't been made into a movie, it's not worth knowing about, is that it? Metatron: Human beings have neither the aural nor the psychological capacity to withstand the awesome power of God's true voice. Were you to hear it, you're mind would cave in and your heart would explode within your chest. We went through five Adams before we figured that out. In a crowded lift Bartleby: Our last two days on Earth. If I had a dick I'd go get laid. Loki: Well, let's do the next best thing. Bartleby: What's that? Loki: Let's kill people. Serendipity: I have issues with anyone who treats faith as a burden instead of a blessing. You people don't celebrate your faith; you mourn it. Bethany: You were martyred? Rufus, the 13th Apostle: That's one way of putting it. Another way of putting it would be to say that I was bludgeoned to death by a huge fucking rock. Links- Index- A-B-C-D- E-F-G-H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O-P-Q-R-S-T-U-V-W-X-Y-Z Area 51 was Established on August 18th 2001 © Copyright H. Bedford. All Rights Reserved. |