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"Insanity is a tool, use it well." - Robert Clark
"Government is like watching another man piss in your boot. Someone feels better but it certainly isn't you." - Orson Scott Card
"Shut up! Shut up! If I can't hear you it's not illegal!" - Homer Simpson
"I may not agree with what you say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it." - Voltaire
"Outwit, Outplay, Outlast" - Mark Burnett
"That's one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind." - Neil Armstrong
"Abandon all hope all ye who enter here." - Dante
"The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few, or the one." - Spock
"I must not fear, fear is the mind-killer" - Frank Herbert
"Nobody has the truth - truth so true that you know it is true, and know that what you know is bound be right." - Orson Scott Card
"Normal is in the eyes of the beholder." - Whoopi Goldberg
"Never let schooling interfere with your education." - Mark Twain
"I think, therefore I am." - René Descartes
"All who wander are not lost." - J.R.R. Tolkien
"Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds" - Albert Einstein
"It often happens that the real tragedies of life occur in such an inartistic manner that they hurt us by their crude violence, their absolute incoherence, their absurd want of meaning, their entire lack of style. And here's my own concoction:
I also feel like praying that the Gods save me from their followers....namely...the humans." - Oscar Wilde.
"Do not believe in anything simple because you have heard it. Do not believe in anything simply because it is spoken and rumoured by many. Do not believe in anything simply because it is found written in your religious text books. Do not believe in anything merely on the authority of your teachers and elders. Do not believe in traditions because they have been handed down for many generations, But after observation and analysis, when you find that anything agrees with reason and is conducive to the good and benefit of one and all, then accept it and live up to it"- Buddha
"A religious war is like children fighting over who has the strongest imaginary friend." - Anon
"Space is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind- bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist's, but that's just peanuts to space." - Douglas Adams
"Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months." - Oscar Wilde
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