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Rude Greetings Cards You Will Never See in the Hallmark Store
From Steve
1. Front: I heard you have gone deaf.
Inside: I'll bet you didn't.
2. Front: I'm sorry to hear you have gone blind.
Inside: See you later, you fucking bastard!
3. Front: I'm sorry to hear you are brain dead.
Inside: It's really not that bad when you think about it.
4. Front: My sympathies on the last of your father's teeth falling out.
Inside: Well, dadgummit!
5. Front: My condolences on the loss of your arms.
Inside: Write back soon!
6. Front: I'm sorry to hear you have contracted Alzheimer's disease.
Inside: I'm sorry to hear you have contracted Alzheimer's disease.
7. Front: I heard that you were very sick.
Inside: I hope that you die painlessly.
8. Front: I heard you were dead.
Inside: I hope it was painless.
9. Front: I heard your whole family got shot.
Inside: So I turned up the volume on the stereo.
10. Front: Congratulations on your first period!
Inside: Let's go out and paint the town red!
Well, I did warn you they were rather rude!
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