Name: Bartholomew Simpson
Age: 10
Hobbies: Driving Homer and Marge crazy, tormenting Lisa, and executing a wide variety of practical jokes and pranks, which virtually none around can escape the wrath of. Prank calls to Moe's are common.
Damn Proud of: Being an underachiever.
Notable Pranks Bart has Pulled Off: Replaced the school weather balloon with one that mocked Principal Skinner, named "Buttzilla". Sawed off the head of the Jebediah Springfield statue. Countless calls to Moe's Bar. Tricked the town into believing that a boy (Timmy O'Toole) had fallen down a well. Blew Skinner's mother (Agnes) off a toilet with a cherry bomb. Caught Homer in a trap twice, luring him in with pie
Favourite TV Show: The Itchy & Scratchy Show
Mysterious Twins: Lester, Hugo
Famous For: Saying 'I Didn't Do It', discovered a comet, found Blinky the 3 Eyed fish, Saving Krusty from going to Jail, Being Co-Anchor on Kidz Newz, and having the Barts People specials
Enemy: Sideshow Bob
Near Death Experiences: Tried to be a daredevil and jump Springfield, strangled by Homer too many times, nearly killed by a gang of Springfieldians after he cut Jebadiahs head off, Willy almost killed him when he destroyed his house. Once
Favorite Klown: Krusty