Planet of the Apes (Simpsons style) Dr. Zaius Chimpanzee 1: Help! The human's about to escape. Troy: Get your paws off me, you dirty ape! Chimpanzee 2: (gasp) He can talk! Orangutans: He can talk! He can talk! He can talk! He can talk! He can talk! He can talk! Troy: And I can siiiiiiiiiiing! Chimp Nurse: Oooh! Help me, Dr. Zaius! Orangutans: Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius! O, Dr. Zaius! Orangutan 1: Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius! Troy: What's wrong with me? Dr. Zaius: I think you're crazy. Troy: I want a second opinion. Dr. Zaius: You're also lazy . Orangutans: Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius! O, Dr. Zaius! Orangutan 1: Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius! Troy: Can I play the piano any more? Dr. Zaius: Of course you can! Troy: Well I couldn't before. (plays piano) Orangutans: Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius! Chimpan-A to Chimpan-Z Troy: I hate every ape I see, From chimpan-A to chimpanzee, No, you'll never make a monkey out of me! (Statue of Liberty rises) O my God! I was wrong! It was Earth, all along! You've finally made a monkey, Apes: Yes we've finally made a monkey, Troy: Yes you've & Apes: finally made a monkey out of me! Troy: I love you, Dr. Zaius! Links to Other Simpsons Song Pages- Back to Lyrics Index - Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer - Capital City - Itchy & Scratchy Show Theme Songs - We're Sending our Love Down the Well - a Street Car Named Desire - Lurleen Lumkin - Mr Plow - Monorail - B-Sharps - See My Vest - Planet of the Apes - 22 Short Films about Springfield - The Spring in Springfield - Shery Bobbins - Other Short Songs Established August 2001 ©Copyright H. Bedford. All Rights Reserved.