Other great Songs from the Simpsons Kamp Krusty Song Campers: Hail to thee, Kamp Krusty, By the shores of Big Snake Lake. Though your swings are rusty, We know they'll never break. Kearney: Louder! Faster! Campers: From your gleaming mess hall, To your hallowed baseball field, Your spic n' span infirmary, Where all our wounds are healed. Hail to thee, Kamp Krusty, Below Mount Avalanche. We will always love Kamp Krusty, A registered trademark of the Krusty Corporation, All rights reserved! Flaming Moe's When the weight of the world has got you down And you want to end your life, Bills to pay, a dead-end job, And problems with the wife. But don't throw in the tow'l, 'Cuz there's a place right down the block... Where you can drink your misery away... At Flaming Moe's.... (Let's all go to Flaming Moe's...) When liquor in a mug (Let's all go to Flaming Moe's...) Can warm you like a hug. (Flaming Moe's...) And happiness is just a Flaming Moe away... Happiness is just a Flaming Moe away... Flintstones Theme (Homer's version) Homer: Simpson! Homer Simpson! He's the greatest guy in history, From the, town of Springfield! He's about to hit a chestnut tree! Waaaah! Whacking Day Hymn Chorus: O whacking day, o whacking day, Our hallowed snake-skull cracking day. Soprano: We'll break their backs, Gouge out their eyes, Their evil hearts, We'll pulverise. Chorus: O whacking day, o whacking day, May God bestow His grace on thee. Joy to the World Nelson: Joy to the world the teacher's dead! They barbecued her head! What happened to her body? We flushed it down the potty And 'round and 'round it goes And 'round and 'round it... goes... A Book about a Man Rachel (spoken): This is a love song about dude I met in a sleazy motel... A dude named God! Rachel: In a motel room in Delacroix, I was drinking like a Dartsmouth boy, and thinkin' 'bout the wrong turns that I took. Well I woke up on the puke green floor, and opened up a dresser drawer, lookin' for a bottle but instead I found a book. A book about a man, a book about the dude who lives above. A book about a man, who drives a pickup full of sweet, sweet love. Now if you think he doesn't care, or maybe that he isn't there, it's not too late to see how wrong you are. So when your soul has gone astray, just let God be your triple-A, he'll tow you to salvation and he'll overhaul your heart! We do! (The Stonecutters Song) All: Who controls the British crown? Who keeps the metric system down? We do! We do! Karl: Who leaves Atlantis off the maps? Lenny: Who keeps the Martians under wraps? Alien: We do! We do! All: Who holds back the electric car? Who makes Steve Gutenberg a star? We do! We do! Skinner: Who robs cavefish of their sight? Homer: Who rigs every Oscar night? All: We do! We do! The Garbage Man Can Homer: Who can take your trash out? Stomp it down for you? Shake the plastic bag and do the twisty thingy-doo? The Garbage Man! Trash Men: Yes the Garbage Man Can! Homer + Trash Men: The Garbage Man can And he does it with a smile And never judges you. Marge: Who can take this diaper? Trash Man: I don't mind at all! Chief Wiggum: Who can clean me up before the big policeman's ball? The Garbage Maaaaan! Trash Men: Yes the Garbage Man can. U2: The sanitation folks Are jolly friendly blokes. Courteous and easy-going The Edge: They'll mop up when you're oh- U2 and Trash Men: -ver flowin'! Bono: And tell you when your arse is showing! Apu: Who can? Sideshow Mel: Who can? Ned Flanders: Who can? Oscar: Who can? All: The Garbage Man can! Bart and Lisa: Coz he's Homer Simpson, man! All: He cleans the world....for....you! The "Kids" Parody Kids: Adults! Adults: Kids! Kids: Adults! Adults: Kids! Kids: Adults! Lovejoy: Kids! You've had your fun, now we've had our fill. Homer: Yeah! You're only here 'cause Marge forgot her pill. Wiggum: Kids, you're all just scandalizing, vandalizing punks. Krusty: Channel-hopping, Ritalin-popping monkeys! Please don't quit the fan-club! Marge: Kids! I can nag and nag 'til my hair turns blue! Edna: Kids! You bum my smokes and don't say 'thank you'! Rod & Todd: Why can't you be like we are? Adults: Oh, what a bunch of brats! Moe: We oughta drown you just like cats! Bart: Adults! You run our lives like you're Colonel Klink! Nelson: Adults! You strut around like your farts don't stink! Lisa: Adults! You're such a drooling, boring, boozing boring bunch. Surly, meany, three-martini lunchers ... Ralph: I just ate a thumbtack! Milhouse: Adults! They're always telling us to ... Abe: ... shut your traps! Jasper: Eh ... we're fed up with all you whipper-snaps! Elderlies: We're tryin' to get some sleep here, it's almost six- fifteen! What's the matter with ... Adults: Don't you treat us like ... Kids: Can't you just lay off ... Elderlies: We're sick of all of you! All: Kids ... to ... day! Talkin' Softball Well Mr. Burns had done it, The power plant had won it, With Roger Clemens clucking all the while, Mike Scioscia's tragic illness made us smile, While Wade Boggs lay unconscious on the barroom tile... We're talkin' softball... From Maine to San Diego. Talkin' softball... Mattingly and Canseco. Ken Griffey's grotesquely swollen jaw. Steve Sax and his run-in with the law. We're talkin' Homer... Ozzie and the Straw. We're talkin' softball... From Maine to San Diego. Talkin' softball... Mattingly and Canseco. Ken Griffey's grotesquely swollen jaw. Steve Sax and his run-in with the law. We're talkin' Homer... Ozzie and the Straw. 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