22 Short Films about Springfield

Skinner and the Superintendant

Skinner, with his crazy explanations,
The superintendant's gonna need his medication,
When he hears Skinner's lame exaggerations,
There'll be trouble in town tonight!

Cletus the Slack-Jawed Yokel

Some folk'll never eat a skunk
But then again, some folk'll...
Like Cletus
The slack-jawed yokel.
...
Most folk'll never lose a toe
And then again, some folk'll...
Like Cletus
The slack-jawed yokel.

The Tomfoolery of Professor John Frink

Frink: Professor Frink, Professor Frink,
He'll make you laugh, he'll make you think,
He likes to run, and then the thing,
With the... person...

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