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Is Mr Smithers gay? I am an open minded person and personally I believe all homophobic people are closet cases (just see American Beauty!) but I just love to nosey into other peoples private lives...just have a look at the evidence. "The Telltale Head" When Burns is overcome with emotion, he tells Smithers that he loves him. Smithers replies, "The feeling is more than mutual, sir." "Homer Defined" During the nuclear meltdown scare, Smithers makes Burns' last few moment on earth socially awkward by confessing his love for the old man burns. When Springfield Nuclear Power Plant is about to suffer catastrophic meltdown. Burns remarks "I guess there's nothing left but to kiss my sorry ass good-bye." Smithers asks, "May I, sir?" "Dog of Death" When Burns asks Smithers what he thought if he started sniffing his crotch and slobbering all over him. Smithers replies, "If you did it, sir?" "Marge Gets a Job" When Burns fantasies about Marge, he asks Smithers about that dream where you're in bed and they fly in through the window. Smithers groans with pleasure, imagining Burns himself flying through his bedroom window. Smithers says, "You've been reading my wishbook, sir." "Rosebud" Smithers imagines a naked Burns jumping out of a cake and singing "Happy Birthday, Mr. Smithers." Later, in trying to cheer-up Burns, Smithers dresses up in a bear suit and asks Burns to hug him, squeeze him and tug at his fur. Listen to the groan Smithers makes when Burns collides into him while hanging between the Simpson and Flanders homes..... "Bart's Inner Child" At the "Do What You Feel" Festival, Burns fails to hear Smithers confession of love for him. Afterwards, Smithers quitely says, "Oh, who am I kidding? The boathouse was the time!" "Lisa vs. Malibu Stacey" When Lisa seeks Smithers for help in contacting the inventor of Malibu Stacey, Smithers gets the information from his home computer. When he turns the computer on, the computer screen shows a nude Burns that utters in broken English: "Hello, Smithers. You're...quite...good...at...turning...me...on." He also has the largest Malibu Stacey Collection. "Secrets of a Successful Marriage" In a flashback, Smithers explains why he "couldn't keep his marriage together." In which his wife blames Mr Burns for ruining the relationship "Lady Bouvier's Lover" In this episode, Smithers basically shows a lot of resentment towards Burns courting Marge's mother. When Burns asks for help in composing a love letter, Smithers recites "`Darling one, read my words and hear my heart speak of a love soft and undying: a love that will be with you always. Sincerely,' yatta, yatta, yatta." Burns asks how he thought it up so fast. Smithers cries, "I sent it to you on your birthday! [sob] Excuse me, I have something in my eye!" "Fear of Flying" When a record thrown by Moe hits Smithers in the head, Smithers appears to get excited when he sees the record's title "It's raining Men." "Homer the Smithers" Smithers goes on vacation to a resort where "taking pictures" is forbidden (possibly Hawaii). Also- Smithers calls Burns from a bar where men are visibly dancing with other men. Smithers heads a conga line composed of only men. Smithers drives a speedboat, pulling a pyramid of men in Speedos "Burns, Baby Burns" Burns asks Smithers to take off his belt; Smithers replies, "with pleasure, sir." "Bart After Dark" Smithers is "caught on film" leaving a burlesque house. Burns demands an explanation; Smithers replies, "My parents insisted I give it a try." "The Springfield Files" Smithers is a little unsetted when Burns asks him if he was doing something gay. "You know, lighthearted, fancy-free, mothers lock up your daughters, Smithers is on the town." Smithers replies, "Exactly, sir," followed by darting eyes. "Homer's Phobia" In a restaurant Smithers discovers John, who is an homosexual, eating dinner with the Simpson family, and becomes upset. Smithers: So this is your "sick mother"? John: Don't do this to me, Waylon. "The Old Man and the Lisa" When Mr. Burns is shocked at "Hit Man" Hart's "old man smell" remark, Smithers tells him he has an enchanting musk. "Lisa the Sceptic" When it appears that the world is coming to an end, Smithers says "Oh, what the hell," and kisses Mr. Burns full on the lips. Afterwards, he makes some lame excuses about it being "a sign of deepest respect." "The Joy of Sect" Mr. Burns asks if Smithers sees him as a god, and if he would kneel before him, which Smithers readily assents. "This Little Wiggy" When Lisa's message-rocket breaks into Mr. Burns's office and lands in his suit, the old man tells Smithers he has "a rocket in my pocket." Waylon's knowing reply: "You don't have to tell me, sir." "Simpson Tide" During the "In the Navy" musical number, Smithers, for some reason, is seen dancing next to the Village People on top of a submarine. "D'oh-in in the Wind" When Mr. Burns goes through his lunch, he comes across... "One jar of garlic pickles. No one will want to kiss me after these, eh Smithers?" to which Smithers replies "It's their loss, sir." In conclusion, he is gay along with all the other cast members...Moe, Homer, Barney, John.... PS This page was designed as a joke, and yes I *know* Smithers is gay and no I am not homophobic. Established August 2001 ©Copyright H. Bedford. All Rights Reserved.