The Spring in Springfield Homer: You could close down Moe's, Or the Kwik-E-Mart, And nobody would care, But the heart and soul Of Springfield's in Our Maison Derriere! (music starts) Belle: We're the sauce on your steak, We're the cheese in your cake, We put the spring in Springfield. Dancing Girl 1: We're the lace on the nightgown, Dancing Girl 2: The point after touchdown, Belle and Dancing Girls: Yes we put the spring in Springfield. Belle: We're that little extra spice That makes existence extra-nice, A giddy little thrill At a reasonable price. Lovejoy: Our only major quarrel's With your total lack of morals. Dancing Girl 3: Our skimpy costumes ain't so bad, Dancing Girl 4: They seem to entertain your dad! Belle and Dancing Girls: The gin in your martini, The clams on your linguine, Yes we keep the (Belle flicks Bumblebee Man's antenna) In Springfield! Wiggum, Krusty, and Skinner: We remember our first visit, Mayor Quimby: The service was exquisite! Mrs Quimby: Why Joseph, I had no idea! Mayor Quimby: Come on now, you were working here! Grampa and Jasper: Without it we'd have had no fun Since March of 1961! Bart: To shut it down now would be twisted, Jimbo, Dolph, and Kearney: We just heard this place existed! Dancing Girls: We're the highlights in your hairdo, Apu: The extra arms on Vishnu, Dancing Girls: So don't take the (Barney opens a Krusty-in-the-box) Mob: We won't take the (Sideshow Mel blows on his slide-whistle) Everyone: Yes let's keep the (Moe crashes two garbage can lids together) In Springfield! Krusty hits his face with a pie, Willy accidentally hits Lenny in the head with a sledgehammer, Wiggum and the Comic Book Guy bounce their bellies together, Burns honks the horn on his antique car, Cap'n MacAllister reels in a fish, and Barney burps. Links to Other Simpsons Song Pages- Back to Lyrics Index - Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer - Capital City - Itchy & Scratchy Show Theme Songs - We're Sending our Love Down the Well - a Street Car Named Desire - Lurleen Lumkin - Mr Plow - Monorail - B-Sharps - See My Vest - Planet of the Apes - 22 Short Films about Springfield - The Spring in Springfield - Shery Bobbins - Other Short Songs Established August 2001 ©Copyright H. Bedford. All Rights Reserved.