A StreetCar Named Desire You're a Dame and I'm a Fella Ned/Stanley: You're a dame and I'm a fella. Marge/Blanche: Stanley, stop, or I'll tell Stella. Ned/Stanley: All I want is one embrace. Marge/Blanche: I'll twist this bottle in your face. New Orleans Wiggum: Long before the SuperDome, Where the Saints of football play, Lived a city that the damned called home, Hear their hellish roundelay... Cast: New Orleeeans... Home of pirates, drunks, and whores! New Orleeeans... Tacky, overpriced, souvenir stores! If you want to go to Hell, you should make that trip to the Sodom and Gomorrah on the Mississipp'! New Orleeeans... Stinking, rotten, vomiting, vile! New Orleaaans... Putrid, brackish, maggoty, foul! New Orleeeans... Crummy, lousy, rancid, and rank! New Orleeeans! Blanche's Song Marge/Blanche: I thought my life would be a Mardi Gras, A never ending party - hah! I'm a faded southern Dame without a dime. Just a Simple Paperboy Apu/Steve: I am just a simple paperboy, No romance do I seek... I just wanted forty cents, For my deliveries last week... Will this bewitching floozy, Seduce this humble newsie? Oh, what's a paperboy to... Dooo? Stella! Ned/Stanley: STELLLAAAA! STELLLAAAA! Can't you hear me yella! You're puttin' me through Hella! Stella... STELLLAAAA! The Kindness of Strangers Marge/Blanche: Whoever you are, I have always depended on the kindness of strangers... (music begins) Cast: You can always depend on the kindness of strangers... To pluck up your spirits, and shield you from dangers... Marge/Blanche: Now here's a tip from Blanche you won't regret... Cast: A stranger's just a friend you haven't met... You haven't met... STREETCAR! Links to Other Simpsons Song Pages- Back to Lyrics Index - Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer - Capital City - Itchy & Scratchy Show Theme Songs - We're Sending our Love Down the Well - a Street Car Named Desire - Lurleen Lumkin - Mr Plow - Monorail - B-Sharps - See My Vest - Planet of the Apes - 22 Short Films about Springfield - The Spring in Springfield - Shery Bobbins - Other Short Songs Established August 2001 ©Copyright H. Bedford. All Rights Reserved.