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Funny Translations Spanish, Greek & German
Thanks to Enrique, Tony (tone_whitey@hotmail.com), Daniel, Ben, Spyker & Rach for suggesting these on my forum.
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Estoy aquí para divertirme y aburrirme -I'm here to have fun and to be boring/bored
Donde estará mi mente... in la calle con el almuerzo de la noche anterior, pendejo. Where's my mind...in the street with your lunch from last night, pisshead
Bésame el pito - Kiss my dick
En caso de emergencia, actúa como idiota y corre a las salidas - In case of an emergency act like an idiot and run for the exits
El uso del internet favorece ell aislamiento... de verdad, supongo. - Use of the internet favours the isolated...it's true I suppose
¿Es eso legal? - Is it Legal?
Estaba así cuando llegué. - It was like that when I got here
NO fuí yo quien lo hizo. - I didn't do it
No fue mi auto/coche/carro quien recogió a esas putas. - It wasn't my car that picked up those prostitutes
No, no puedes ver mi licencia. - No you cannot see my licence
No creía en Dios hasta que lo ví en el espejo. -I never believed in god until i saw him in the mirror
Cómete mis pantaloncillos!!!!! EAT MY SHORTS!!!!!
Pensaba que la vida no podía empeorar hasta que te ví. I used to think that life couldn't get any worse until I saw you
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Echo tria achithiyia - I have three testicles
Phonetically: eho dria ahith-i-yiabr
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Duu bist ein kluggshieser - you are a smartarse
Duu bist ein häßlich Arschloch - you are an ugly asshole
mein Luftkissungsfahzug ist voll von Aahlen - my hovercraft is full of eels.
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suk min kok - suck my cock
sol kinna bita - literal translation: sun rabbit bites. Actually means: sunburn
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ego assinum vitupero - I blame the donkey
non caulis sum! etiam non echinus sum! - I am not a cabbage! also I am not a hedgehog!
numquam salix - Never a willow!
nemo Hispanic Inquisition expectat - Nobody expects the spanish inquisition
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