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You've had too Much Coffee
You've Overdosed on the WWW
You've had too much of the Hi-Tech age
You're Flying with "NO Frills" Airline
You're a Star Wars Fan from the Country
You're a Computer Virgin
You've Been Online Too Long
Your Partner is Addicted to Internet Porn
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Signs that You've Overdosed on The World Wide Web
Emailed to me by John
1) When you read a magazine, you have an irresistible urge to click on the underlined passages.
2) Your opening chat-up line is: "So, what's your homepage address?"
3) You see a beautiful sunset, and you half-expect to see "Enhanced for Netscape 4.0" on one of the clouds.
4) You are overcome with disbelief, anger, and finally depressed acceptance when you encounter a Webpage with no links.
5) Your cat has his own webpage.
6) So does your gold fish.
7) One of your best friends is Mirsky2001, and you've never met him/her.
8) You are driving on a dark and rainy night when you hydroplane on a puddle, sending your car careening towards the flimsy guardrail that separates you the precipice of a rocky cliff and certain death, and you desperately look for the "Back" button.
9) You visit "The Really Big Button That Doesn't Do Anything" again and again and again.
10) You felt driven to consult the "Shockwave Daily Jigsaw" on your wedding day.
11) while talking to your friends instead of laughing at a joke you say "lol!" (by Lillix and Avril)
Plus Geek instructions for sex
1) Make sure your compatible.
2) View the accesories
3) Put disc in slot
4) Make sure you've got enough RAM
5) Send and download sensitive materials and be careful you don't get a virus
6) It may be necessary to clear up the desktop afterwars
Area 51 was Established on August 18th 2001 © Copyright H. Bedford. All Rights Reserved.